Steroids versus haemerroids
18 May 2006 - 10:16am
Steroids will make me super buff and strong and make me like arnold, I climb good ya? Beefcake!!!! But, (ha ha ha ha, he said butt...) hammer roids will make me get up off my lazy ass. Currently there's no drugs testing in climbing, neither is there any medical testing, these may be two valuable climbing aids, which should I invest my hard earned shillings in? poppin 'roids could be the next big climbers training tool... :shock:
18 May 2006 - 2:59pm
#2
didn't Chris Sharma get banned from a world cup event due to excessive amounts of marjuana found in his bloodstream?
Yes. Here some links I found:
http://www.rockclimbing.com/topic/2626
http://www.camp4.com/news/index.php?newsid=126
As pot is not a performance enhancing drug I find this as absurd as them banning him for say finding alcohol in his blood. Testing for the use of pot in climbing competitions is ridiculously incongruous.
19 May 2006 - 11:56am
#3
That's why climbing never made it as an Olympic sport. Apparently.
There was quite a bit of enthusiasm for the Olympics in the mid 1990s, but all those stoner French dudes refused to stop smokin'.
Apparently. :wink:
21 May 2006 - 2:34am
#4
Well....From what Ive seen Climbing is quite a hippy sport..."Love the rock"..."Caress the rock"..."Kiss the rock" etc etc.Hence the french not giving up their whacky tabaccy doesnt really come as a suprise. :D .Plus quite a few of the climbers ive talked to have indulged in this vice themselves!!
P.S---My Very FIRST post...WOO HOO
22 May 2006 - 2:26pm
#5
P.S---My Very FIRST post...WOO HOO
and an absolute cracker too!
22 May 2006 - 4:18pm
#6
ok so whats with the tbgclimber moniker? Not related to sbaclimber are you? :?
22 May 2006 - 6:01pm
#7
ok so whats with the tbgclimber moniker? Not related to sbaclimber are you? :?
...my long lost brother maybe??
22 May 2006 - 11:10pm
#8
ok so whats with the tbgclimber moniker? Not related to sbaclimber are you? :?
...my long lost brother maybe??
Gee...I dunno.....Do you have a mole on your upper right thigh???
You dont?? Yeah neither do I......Oh Brother...It has been too long!! :?
No But seriously,Im not related to any climber...Not that I know of!!
Plus S.B.A and T.B.G sound nothing alike!!The only similarity they share is the number of alphabets before the word climber (and...the letter B I suppose) :D
22 May 2006 - 11:27pm
#9
I never wonderd what the "sba" in sbaclimber meant ... until now...
and TBG??
sba - small big ass...? silly bloody artist?
tbg - thats easy...! Too Bloody Good! hahah or tell big gimps...
oh I dunno!!!
EXPLAIN!...
:evil:
R.
PS Climber....=Climber.
8) :D
23 May 2006 - 10:21am
#10
That's why climbing never made it as an Olympic sport.
I don't think I'd want climbing to become an Olympic sport... just doesn't seem right!?
23 May 2006 - 11:14am
#11
I never wonderd what the "sba" in sbaclimber meant ... until now........
EXPLAIN!...
EXPLAIN!...
Already did, all you need to do is look 8)
23 May 2006 - 11:54pm
#12
I never wonderd what the "sba" in sbaclimber meant ... until now...
and TBG??
and TBG??
sba - small big ass...? silly bloody artist?
tbg - thats easy...! Too Bloody Good! hahah or tell big gimps...
oh I dunno!!!
EXPLAIN!...
:evil:
R.
PS Climber....=Climber.
8) :D
Well....I really like the "tell big gimps" one.....But its token brown guy....Climber!! :D
24 May 2006 - 12:16am
#13
TBG! - That can hardly be true...as I am probably the only Half-Samoan Climber in the entire universe!
:lol:
SBA SBA...hmmm I'll have to trawl damn it! The search engine on this site is shite...ie. IT DOES NOT WORK.
Grrrr :evil:
24 May 2006 - 9:31am
#14
SBA = Silver Bay Associataion 8)
http://www.mojozone.co.nz/forum/viewtopic.php?p=9238&highlight=sbaclimber#9238
whatever the hell that means.....
24 May 2006 - 9:32am
#15
SBA SBA...hmmm I'll have to trawl damn it! The search engine on this site is shite...ie. IT DOES NOT WORK.
no..........but Google does :wink:
24 May 2006 - 10:30am
#16
the mojosearch worked ok, Just had to limit it to sbaclimber and display 1000 characters. It was on the 1st page :lol:
25 May 2006 - 10:46pm
#17
But its token brown guy....
and there I was thinking it must be Tall Bronzed Guy . . .
I find tequila works well!
didn't Chris Sharma get banned from a world cup event due to excessive amounts of marjuana found in his bloodstream?
http://www.welson.co.nz