My guns are bigger than a Sherman Tank

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oldun
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I can bring more pains(panes) than a glass house
More Power than Huntly
Seen more pump than an oil field
Pulled more hard stuff than a teenage boy
Sent more than a mail order company

What have you got punk?!?!

Yeah that's what I thought sucker...

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Getting up in the game since ages ago...

oldun
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I float like a balloon and sting like an aging rock star

Bring it!!! :twisted:

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Gomez
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Yeah, but what have you done on Grit?

oldun
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Come on Gomez, I think you're not getting into the spirit of it...

I Spit on Grit,
I Assault Basalt,
On Ignimbrite I Ignite,
I make granite submit,
on Limestone I...

Oh to hell with it, I crush rock like a Jackhammer! :)

More precise than Rolex,
Bigger toes that a tow truck,
more ticks than a stray dog...

Getting up in the game since ages ago...

Myxomatosis
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I can crimp on a nib
I can slope an A cup
I can dyno on lino :lol:
I can figure 4 better than Diamond Dallas Page
I can pocket pull a socket wrench

... and thats all before breakfast

Eats ignimbrite for breakfast

oldun
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Nice one Myxomatosis.
Happy birthday too

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Rad
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I can drink a soy latte???????

Ive got the spirit eh!

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The journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step

Rad
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I can dog a 17.....like a dog???????

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Rad
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Hey hey hey!

Im rad and I like trad!!!!!!!!!
No wait, that is bad.
Dont hassel me, Ill get sad
Or possibly mad

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The journey of a thousand miles starts with the first step

Choo
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Best mojozone thread ever! :lol:

craigm
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hey cesca hope you got a permit to use your non de plume...... :wink:

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furryfren
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More failures than a degree.

Deano
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I got more shake than Elvis
Colder sweat than Russian Roulette
Scream louder than Tina
She's the Turner
Im the Afterburner !
Millenium Madness Badness
Hot Damn !
Hand Jam !
Sticky rubber
My bread & butter
Smears & jugs
Like your Mother !

Yeeeh boy !