Mojomaster goes 'Bush'
8 March 2004 - 12:23pm
For those of you who are wondering why articles haven't been uploaded, pictures you sent it ages ago have not appeared on the site and it's open slather without moderation on the message boards. THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!
The word on the street is that the lord of all things Mojo has a new girlfriend and thus has no time for such petty trivialities such as maintaing his site. There is real work to be done and apparently it is taking all of his time. I have heard the phrase 'under the thumb' used already and it has only been a couple of weeks.
What is the world coming to??? :casstet:
[Edited on 7/3/2004 by Regan]
8 March 2004 - 1:14pm
#2
Reuters NewsFlash
Monday 8 March 2004
Allegations are flying today in the climbing community. The MojoMaster, formerly known as Rowan, has by accounts let his responsbilities to the climbing community dwindle through lack of updates to MojoZone.co.nz, a website for the NZ climbing community.
The MojoMaster could not be reached for comment, however his press secretary has delivered a written statement to the Climbing Community.
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Dear All,
Whilst some of these allegations held against me appear to be based on fact, the statement of myself being "Under the thumb" is profoundly untrue. I strongly refute this.
MojoZone.co.nz I hold dear to my heart and will continue to put in the time and effort. I have been dissappointed by the fact that my assistant editor a Mr Luke Hawken, despite promises of assistance when he returned to paid work (approx 2 weeks ago) have come to nothing.
It is true that I have been "working like a bastard" and will be continuing to "work like a bastard" for the next 3-4 weeks.
Lack of recent updates can be attributed to work, new girlfriend, and last but not least, updating to NBS.org.nz. Yes thats right, to save NBS.org.nz from being left high and dry (by ) I provided my web development skills to keep the NBS site updated at the cost of my own.
This year will see the MojoZone.co.nz site further rise in popularity and scandal.
Sincerely
Rowan J Hick
Aka The MojoMan
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Sources from those in the know have reported that the MojoMan can still seen to be "pulling plastic" and one seemingly far fetched report has it that he will be getting down to "dirty ole froggat" for some "sendage" in the next fortnight.
Ends.
[Edited on 8/3/2004 by Rowan]
8 March 2004 - 10:43pm
#3
Yep the Mojo Bro helped us out of a nasty spot over at nbs.org.nz (Thanks again), so go easy folks. Perhaps you could surf on over to nbs HQ and take a look while the Mo' man takes time out to work on other 'Projects' ;)
Hey while I got ya readin' this, how about someone 'steps forward' to become the new NBS National Co-ordinator for 2005 and beyond and put your energy into something REALLY productive instead of wondering why your article hasn't been posted yet...just a thought :o
10 March 2004 - 10:34pm
#4
Yeah nice try Craig! I think you might be :casstet: though!
Can someone get a hold of Rowan and tell him we want to sleep on his floor Sat night.
10 March 2004 - 10:34pm
#5
Yeah nice try Craig! I think you might be :casstet: though!
Can someone get a hold of Rowan and tell him we want to sleep on his floor Sat night.
Rowan has said that he's been real "busy" lately!!
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