Boring Shit
Man forums in Mojozone suck these days. Where's the controversy????
Where's the arguements? Where's the interesting reading? Where's Jack?????????
Are people afraid to speak their minds? Or are people actually climbing? no I don't believe it. Is it just bad weather in Wellington, is it just that I have no life now that hang dog boulder room is closed and it's raining outside.
If you are climbing, tell us about it the only new forum posts these days are people looking for someone to climb with from overseas. I went to Froggatt last week the day my exams finished and it was awesome, perfect weather, great all day climbing in the sun, (except when it got way too hot). There was nobody there!!!!
Well the thunders gone here might be a good day at 'the rak' tomorrow, whats the Christchurch scene like? Auckland? anybody?
Please start using your over analytical minds that I have seen before and start picking apart who I am as a person because at least it will be interesting. But most importantly
Where's the arguements? Where's the interesting reading? Where's Jack?????????
Are people afraid to speak their minds?
No, I wouldn't necessarily say afraid, but Rowan made it very clear that he wasn't going to stand for any more 'Jack' (not just the user) on the Mojo forums.
I agree that things are a bit dull without the random bickering and drivel, but we are probably just going through a bit of a slow time right now. The comments will come if the thread is interesting enough.
Maybe a trip report section on the forum isn't a half bad idea :idea:
Can't speak for any of the other areas, but the Chch 'scene' is just warming up for the summer right at the moment, I think. Some new route development (easier sport lines) has been going on in the Port Hills, thanks to Mike (ref: thread), and I am sure we will be hearing about some other stuff soon too.
Where's the arguements? Where's the interesting reading? Where's Jack?????????
No more inane arguments over trivial things? No more irritating 14 year olds babbling smack? No more posts that are totally irrelevant to everyone except the person who posted it?
That is indeed a shame. ;)
yep the routes in wanaka. there has been and is lots and lots of new routes done , the place is going offfffffffffffffffffffff sounds like the glenorchy fullahs are packing in a bunch of good long new stuff too..... theres a lot of overseas climbers in town at the moment which interesting, lots of tem coming to nz cause they heard bout castle hill
More like well and truly expired.
Titties fuck bollucks (I have internet Tourette's...) and the title of this thread opened the door for it.
That should keep you going for a while
I for one fully agree with you 1080_climber. The zone is dead!!!!
Was going to post something about it myself a while back, but then thought I'd get burnt for not staying 'on topic' in smack talk.
Weird, I know but that seems to be how it goes at the moment. I'm not saying I'm all for mindless crap that has nothing relevant with anything previously said in a thread, but the way i see it, that is exactly what smack talk is for!
So...I say, keep relevant on every thread apart from in smack talk...But that's just my opinion :D
So...I say, keep relevant on every thread apart from in smack talk...But that's just my opinion :D
Random Thought/Thread Of The Day (posted in Smack Talk of course)
The first person to come up with something in the morning just starts a new thread. Anyone can join in if they wish, and 'on topic' is not obligatory.
What do you think?
PS Rowan, sorry if this is going to get me in trouble again.... :wink:
sorry if im going of topic but isnt that what smacktalk is for? :D
Jack aint as bad and as pointless as some of you make out, I went 2 school with him for a year so i should know(aswel as climbed with him plenty-which i would not recommend-jj jack)
mean while back on topic if rowen wants to drag mojozone to its grave(no offence rowen) its his choice as its his website.
-back off topic-isnt it sad how we are posting off topic threads in a forum about how the forums are off topic??
Just something 2 think about.
CLIMBING TO THE EDGE OF TIME...
Wow that avatar really breaks things.
that problems fixd
I for one fully agree with you 1080_climber. The zone is dead!!!!
I like this guy.
Girl! Excuse me! :o :D
Haha. It's sweet aye. Don't worry about it. Just thought I'd pull you up on it... Sorry! :lol: :lol: :lol:
hey 1080 wanaka s busy with the mad influx of swingball players jetskiers and all the holiday folks at that time but theres still heaps of room to play, the crags are fine but some will be hot so best places might be Riverside, garden bar, Alcove,(all in the pm shade) diamond, Sharon stone, Mt Iron, west wanaka, cutting, lost world, phoebe creek (pm) etc..
cheapest camping probly at the doc camp on the clutha river in albertown (15min drive to crags up the valley or 2mins to mt iron) or else glendhu bay campground which can be busy till mid january.
cheers
there will b heps of climbers around, best place to meet is hula caff about 9am for the morning fix and bullshit session, its a bit harder then paynes cause people dont camp at the same place
That pretty much covers it! :D (assuming you meant '...you're all...')
Btw, there is a fine line between 'stimulating conversation' and a flame fest. Personally, I will partake in either, if it is interesting to me. Maybe most of the people here just have different interests than you do (I know they have different interests than I do, for the most part).
yes i feel lucky- why thankyou 4 asking.
by the way people like me(if there r such people) dont like arguing about something pointless such as arguing(btw this is not a typo)
then why am i here writing this?
hmmmmmm...
haha mojo jojo ur 1 of a kind no one lyke u dude haha jokes. for those who no me i enjoy pointless banter ( not sure if thats how u spell that haha) so i say if u want a stupid argument go for it! il join in on it. aslong as it is funny!!!! :P
hi people. i decided to leave the zone for a month and see what happens, and it would appear that it has pretty much died. so whats everyones thinking on "food" and that other arguement about suspicious brown stuff with the texture or tar???
btw mojo jojo, that probably only makes 100% sence to those who know you
edit(+ed twice): oh and many thanks to spaclimber and 1080_climber and all the rest of you who stood up for my cause
:lol: :lol: dude, my 'b' has fallen upside down! (must be drunk again....stupid 'b' :roll: )
um........it's a website, not a revolution. No causes, just entertainment :wink:
viva la revolution 8)
A truely great revolution needs a marta! :twisted:
shotgun not haha i vote mojo jojo :twisted:
It is quite amusing to observe the dichotomy of understanding (or lack thereof) here :D
I wonder if some of our 'younger' posters even know who Che was!?
it was just a joke guys.s
haha i do know who che was.
um........it's a website, not a revolution. No causes, just entertainment :wink:
yea i was being mildly sarcastic when i called it a cause, but its nice to have started such irrelevent and off topic banter about revolutions. i wonder... no better not say that, might get myself banned :shock and horror:
btw mojo jojo gets my vote too
meltdown, meltdown, someone just had a meltdown i think, oh well.
Oh, you mean that wasn't on purpose!?
This sounds like an online 'goodbye cruel world'.
2. I'm too smart for you all
(except maybe Jack, his IQ is 155)
Now I see why you are comitting virtual suicide......outsmarted by a 14yr old with an IQ of 155 :wink:
The response from the online virtual suicide hotline:
Remember, an IQ is only the potential ability to learn. It doesn't mean that you actually have learned anything. Take Jack for example, we just assume his excuse is his age. Or myself (yes, my IQ is supposedly over 155), I like to think that I have simply killed off many of the brain cells that actually knew something with alcohol.
the revalution shall begin...
a couple more things:
look at what hapens when jack starts writing stuff on the zone again- as an upside people start writing stuff and the zone rises from its grave...
as a down side people start comitting virtual sucicide... (cough cough shuffle shuffle) to supposedly go climbing. if your posting shit(revalution-it begins) on the zone u aint climbing. btw 1080 you write ALOT of things on the zone.
1080 are YOU sure that you are smarter than all of us???
committing virtual suicide isnt all that smart...
good call. virtual suicide really isnt a good idea. anyway atleast i have an excuse to not be climbing (car crash gave me prolapsed disk and whiplash. fucking drunk drivers. i am also sick atm)
I have never known anybody else to come up with such creative excuses not to climb Jack.
We are not here to support you because your sick, go and find another website to whine on.
OR suck it up and get hard!!!
There was a girl at paynes who had a broken leg and arm who was still climbing....she didn't whine!!
i know. im a fucking pussy :P. but not being able to move move much without such high legels of pain that i colapse is quite a good reason. anyone who has had one will back me up when i say a slipped disk is extremely painful
i suppose that youre going to argue that i should practice campus then. dont. it will not make me happy
by the way sorry if you think im whining, i dont mean to. nothing pisses me off more than people whining. nor am i looking for sympathy, as nothing of the kind could possibly be expected from an internet forum
oh no of course you don't go to an interent forum for sympathy, you go to shanelle!!!!! shes a great counsellor you know :roll:
Julze no offence but the zone is not a place that you can argue with jack(even though he hasn't retaliated) about your relationship.
Thanx
This message will self destcruct in 5 days... counting
Do you all have to swear constantly ?
oh hey! hows canada going? its nice to see more people becoming enlightened and posting in smacktalk.
re swearing: hmph. i will curb it if you want but its only a part of language. however my use of fuck once was definately justified and 1080's virtual suicide note doesnt really count. that doesnt leave much.
Achtung!!

yep your dead rite... bring bak the biff!
Done a new 9 pitch grade 24/25 sport route if anyones interested... nah they'll all be crankin off at the gym in preperation for an extreme sports event ..... errrr cool