MoZone vs NoZone Part 2

Anyway, without further ado,







Article 2







Destroying the Terminal NoZone Myth –



The First Mo-mmandment







“Use Not Tomorrow As An Excuse For Today”







As previously outlined, the redeeming feature of the NoZoner is their lack of movement. However this constipated state does not necessarily coincide with their intention. Those with no intention of ever doing anything fall into that sub category of NoZoners, which can be referred to as the X people. Had I an interest in more biblical pursuits such as corpse resurrection then effort would be spent pursuing the dynamics (usually of a nuclear scale) necessary to inject some form of Mo-ness into these folk. The focus here is on the more salvageable and perhaps more popular state adopted by NoZoners: “Putting Things Off Until Tomorrow”.







There is no Terminal NoZone state (X people aside), only a temporary state of Tomorrow Syndrome.







If marketing were my career of preference I would have no problem selling Tomorrow. This article would be written from any one of my exotic interchangeable tax havens while simultaneously supping white rum cocktails and fighting off hordes of dancing boys. An essay on Tomorrow’s 4 P’s of Product Price Place and Promotion would get me an A every time.







Product: In all but the most despairing and suicidal of minds (refer to crazy.com or similar as that’s beyond the scope of this forum) Tomorrow is a given. Everyone wants it. Most need it. Tomorrow lets us snap synapses watching our flat screens. Tomorrow encourages us to propagate cellulite of the mind as well as the thighs. Tomorrow is everything that we will be and do, waiting for us, stowed away, until Today finishes. Tomorrow is the best friend of a No-Zone Today. And the best thing is that it is there if required the next day as well.







Price: Tomorrow Is Free !! Nil pingas ! Where do I sign ?!? (okay the fact it costs nothing is why I’m not on a gold letter inscribed launch surrounded by dancing boys).







Place: Tomorrow is Everywhere ! Tomorrow is that big fat slimy dream eater that enmeshes and digests all those things the MoZoner does and the NoZoner WILL do.







Promotion: Self promoting. Well it’s just easier to put it off, and besides, I’ll start tomorrow….







Tomorrow is the most popular of excuses that the NoZoner uses Today.







At this point the deduction technique should be considered. Tomorrow = Prevention for becoming a MoZoner. Therefore remove Tomorrow (the metaphoric variant, as described in the 4 P’s above) and the barrier is blasted. A large door opens before you, picture yourself as a child having the Sahara for your Sandpit. (Ok, for the guys... upstairs from Showgirls as your pubescent play pen).







The next article will focus further on How to Blast the Tomorrow Barrier with a strong focus also on a new concept, the MoZo Mindframe. Please submit any comments if you want me to write about a particular aspect of mo-dom. I’ll try and make something up.











In the meantime have fun everyone.







Jen